Delaney-isms

a few funny ones lately:

- calls frisbee "crisbee". "Hey Daddy! Do you want to play crisbee?"
When we try to correct her she says "ffffffcrisbee"

- we saw a bunch of motorcycles on our way to the cottage. D says "WOW! Look at those motorcycles! (thinks for a minute) "Those guys on those motorcycles can't wave because they have to hold on to their wheels!"

- Loves to pretend to play store in her room. Some recent stores: Pet store, clothes store, lemonade stand, library. The latest pretending store in her room: candy store. Daddy went down to play in the candy store. I went down to see what they were doing and he was lying on the bed. D says "Daddy isn't feeling well. He ate too much candy." Proceeds to pretend to take his temperature, looks in shock at the thermometer and says "102!!!!"

- "Do you know who is my friend? Uncle Bryan. I love him!"

- D - "Knock knock".
Me- "who's there?"
D- "umbrella!"
Me- "umbrella who?"
D - "Umbrella wagon! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!"

- Delaney: "Daddy, I want a clown for a pet."
Daddy: "We don't have people as pets."
Delaney: "I'm just KIDDING!"